Lost puppeh.

Alright, so my Mother is a chronic chain emailer. I don't even know where she gets them from. Mostly they are inspirational stories about how much we should all love each other, but every now and then a comedic gem gets passed my way. Exhibit A:

"I know most of you are dog lovers and will help us.
Our neighbor has lost her Chihuahua and is desperate
to find him. She does a lot of traveling and always takes
her dog with her. Yesterday, she was sitting on the couch
watching TV. She called out for her puppy with no response
The back door was open.
She's been putting up signs everywhere.
If you see this dog, please let me know and I will notify her.
Your help would be greatly appreciated!"